All that lives, lives forever. Only the shell, the perishable passes away. The spirit is without end... Eternal... Deathless...

-Bhagavad Gita

What the average man calls Death, I believe to be merely the beginning of Life itself. We simply live beyond the shell. We emerge from out of it's narrow confines like a chrysalis. Why call it Death? Or, if we call it Death, why surround it with dark fears and sick imaginings?

I'm not afraid of the Unknown.

-Rudolph Valentino

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What is Gothic Limos?

We are based in Southern California, and travel throughout Los Angeles, and Orange County—the Inland Empire, and all the way to Las Vegas for your special Gothic Wedding! Why take a standard Limousine when you can hire one of our Gothic Limos? Hire one for Gothic Weddings, Halloween Parties, Over the Hill Kidnappings, Birthday Parties, High School Proms, Reunions or just cruising Hollywood Cemeteries for some screaming fun!

We are also small Hearse Club dedicated to putting the Fun back into FUNERAL!! If you're interested in being a member. Please feel free to email us! We're just DYING to hear from you.


What is Mourning Weddings?

This new wedding service will assist you in planning your special Gothic, Vampire or Ghostly Ghoulish ceremony! We will give you the personalized attention you deserve! We're working on posting ideas on the web, for now please email for details.

Photo by Ann Ogilvie © 2003

Recent photo shoot featuring Theory of a Dead Man & Gothic Limos, check out the photos!
Theory of a Deadman

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